Tu novia es un trailer de perra

I despise your girlfriend. Infact, scratch that. I hate her! She's such a miserable bitch. I can't believe you want to be around someone like that. She's so insecure too! Especially around me. Probably because she's ugly. Fucking ugly! And she knows that I'm so much hotter than her. You should leave her. Dump her! She's a plain Jane with the personality of a doormat! You deserve so much better than her. You could have a woman like me. And I'd know exactly how to take care of you. I'd know exactly how to fuck you! I bet you wank over me to, don't you? If you don't, you will do now. I'm going to show you my big, round, perfect tits and the image will be imprinted in your mind forever. My tits are so much better than your bitch girlfriend's! You'll be wanking over me tonight and when you fuck her, I'm the only person you'll think about! Stop thinking about that bitch. Leave her for me!!!